1. When I’m leaving work on Friday
  2. High, y’all.
  3. How to upgrade your life: 
step 1: be more tan.
step 2: be more naked.
  4. Gringos

    Them: Oh my god say something to me in Portuguese!

    Me: Você é um pedaço de lixo.

    Them: That was so beautiful.

  5. “God is gay”
  6. Jesus H. Christ
  7. digatisdi:

    “I’m gay but I’m not stereotypically gay”

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    (via tamatwatchi)